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The Waffle Song (demo)

from LP2 demos: I Don't Believe in Bad Luck by Tea Eater

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About a car salesman from Mars who loves waffles.

lyrics

I'm several shades of awful
I chose not to be awful today
I'm several shades of awful
I chose not to be awful today
I want a waffle
Waffle
I want a waffle

I'm gonna go sell cars
I'm gonna go sell cars
I'm from fucking mars
I'm gonna go sell cars
Do you want a honda?
Do you want a mercedes benz?
Do you want this vintage cadillac?
ack ack ack ack
Or do you want the used one in the back?

I'm several shades of awful
I chose not to be awful today
I'm several shades of awful
I chose not to be awful today
I want a waffle
Waffle
I'm gonna go...

I'm gonna go sell cars
I'm gonna go sell cars
I'm from fucking mars
I'm gonna go sell cars
Do you want a honda?
Do you want a mercedes benz?
Do you want this vintage cadillac?
ack ack ack ack
Do you want this vintage cadillac?
ack ack ack ack

I only trust addicts because everyone is terrible

credits

from LP2 demos: I Don't Believe in Bad Luck, released March 3, 2023

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